The Rules...

I came across this list yesterday, it was hanging in my laudry room, but it came from my teenage years. (I remember it hanging outside of my door at my mom's house.) I thought it was amusing, and would be nice to share.

The Rules...

1. The female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at anytime, without prior notification to the male.
3. No Male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects the male knows some or most of the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female seems to be wrong it is because of a misunderstanding caused by something the male did or said, which was wrong.
7. If the previous rule applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The female may change her mind at any time.
9. The male must never change his mind without express, prior, written consent from the female.
10. The female has the right to be angry or emotionally upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to become angry or emotionally upset.
12. The female must not let the male know whether she wants him to become angry or emotionally upset.
13. Any attempt to document the validity of these rules could result in bodily harm to the person attempting such documentation.
14. If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void at her discretion.

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